Oh, I get it. Beer thirty means it’s time to drink. Because it’s in the same format as a time of day would be, except in place of the hour is the word “beer”. Like drinking. Hilarious. How did all three of this comical geniuses (the likes of which this world hasn’t seen since the […]
I’m sure that you looked FUCKIN’ AWESOME while you were cruising listening to gangster rap, you bad ass, you. We have all felt that way, speeding down the high way, breeze blowing through our hair, etc. I get it. But let me tell you this: advertising it in your status update is pretty much like […]
If this guys is the voice of reason in his circle of friends, I am really, really scared. Thanks to R for sending!
At first when I was invited to Floweruary, I thought it was a Not So Bad idea. February can be sort of dreary and I thought that if sticking flowers in your hair made you happier, then more power to you. But then I read the event page, which was actually pretty annoying. It appears […]
Melissa: Here’s a 12 step program – you’re not 12. So stop watching “Glee”. Pat: Sounds like you’ve got bigger problems than just a “Glee” addiction.” Helen: Have you met Yvonne? B: Thanks for submitting!
My suspicion: “Daryl” is actually the government, and this FB profile was created to blast people with happily-married nonsense to brainwash them into getting hitched and having more babies and buying dishwashers and flying on Continental/United so the American race will increase and dominate the universe. And it’s so not working. I just sliced off […]
The only thing legit Angel has ever said: this is complicated. Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
Close… Closer… Well, he spelled “Packers” correctly… Thanks to T., C. and D for submitting!
Today’s post comes to us from my favorite blog in the world (besides this glorious blog, of course): Cake Wrecks. The blog is all about professional cakes that go “horribly, hilariously wrong”, and trust me, it is hilarious. Lucky for us, this cake was taken off facebook and thus is completely relevant to this blog […]