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Archive for "Feb 2011"

25.Feb.2011 Freaky Friday

Oh, I get it. Beer thirty means it’s time to drink. Because it’s in the same format as a time of day would be, except in place of the hour is the word “beer”. Like drinking. Hilarious. How did all three of this comical geniuses (the likes of which this world hasn’t seen since the […]

18.Feb.2011 Stop Everything, Guys. Melissa’s Gangster.

I’m sure that you looked FUCKIN’ AWESOME while you were cruising listening to gangster rap, you bad ass, you. We have all felt that way, speeding down the high way, breeze blowing through our hair, etc. I get it. But let me tell you this: advertising it in your status update is pretty much like […]

17.Feb.2011 Who Are You Talking To?

If this guys is the voice of reason in his circle of friends, I am really, really scared. Thanks to R for sending!

16.Feb.2011 Floweruary Is The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

At first when I was invited to Floweruary, I thought it was a Not So Bad idea. February can be sort of dreary and I thought that if sticking flowers in your hair made you happier, then more power to you. But then I read the event page, which was actually pretty annoying. It appears […]

11.Feb.2011 It’s Gleek Gleekend!

Melissa: Here’s a 12 step program – you’re not 12. So stop watching “Glee”. Pat: Sounds like you’ve got bigger problems than just a “Glee” addiction.” Helen: Have you met Yvonne? B: Thanks for submitting!

09.Feb.2011 Fake FB Account Here!

My suspicion: “Daryl” is actually the government, and this FB profile was created to blast people with happily-married nonsense to brainwash them into getting hitched and having more babies and buying dishwashers and flying on Continental/United so the American race will increase and dominate the universe. And it’s so not working. I just sliced off […]

08.Feb.2011 How to Marry an Effing Moron in Ten Days.

The only thing legit Angel has ever said: thisĀ is complicated. Thanks to our anonymous submitter!

07.Feb.2011 Supper Bole 45

Close… Closer… Well, he spelled “Packers” correctly… Thanks to T., C. and D for submitting!

01.Feb.2011 Cake is Always Better When Moist

Today’s post comes to us from my favorite blog in the world (besides this glorious blog, of course): Cake Wrecks. The blog is all about professional cakes that go “horribly, hilariously wrong”, and trust me, it is hilarious. Lucky for us, this cake was taken off facebook and thus is completely relevant to this blog […]