Please note the time frame on this one. Correct: this submitter didn’t piece together these status updates, they were ALL IN A ROW in his newsfeed. But there’s more:
This is getting out of hand. Is that comment even that funny? Oh, wait… more?
If you’re still wondering what the hell this revolution we’ve all missed is, check out this clip from last night’s episode of Glee:
And just for good measure…
Thanks to our submitter, A, who is in fact, just a gay shark.
Xia says: Where is the ‘nobody cares’ tag?
Rose says: Ugh, I tried watching Glee… it was so utterly trite and painful.
Kore says: I don’t know what Glee is, but I do know that a dophin can kick a shark’s ass.
Samantha says: Relevant: Dolphins have sex for pleasure!
Samantha says: Oh wow – I was just fact-checking to make sure I wasn’t spewing garbage – and look at this gem I found, thanks to Wikipedia:
Seahorses
Seahorses, long upheld as monogamous and mating for life, are identified as “promiscuous, flighty, and more than a little bit gay” according to research published in 2007.[73]
Scientists at 15 aquariums studied 90 seahorses of 3 species. Of 3168 sexual encounters, 37% were same sex acts.[73] Flirting was common (up to 25 potential partners a day of both genders); only one species (the British Spiny Seahorse) included faithful representatives, and for these 5 of 17 were faithful, 12 were not.[73] Bisexuality was widespread and considered “both a great surprise and a shock”, with big bellied seahorses of both genders not showing partner preference.[73] 1986 contacts were male-female, 836 were female-female and 346 were male-male.[73]
Who knew one could have so much fun “under the sea”…
Meara says: O.O
That’s a lot of fun under the sea. Makes me look at Aquaman in a whole new light…
Also, I’m pretty sure there’s some dolphin organization all kinds of up in arms about this. First off, they are not gay, and they take offense to that label. Also, they are not sharks, and they take extreme offense to that label. Glee, thanks to you, we will no longer get our “So long and thanks for all the fish!” goodbye. Instead, we’ll get an “F*&# you, humans!” goodbye….
Michelle says: Where is the ‘nobody cares’ tag?