Whoever this lucky guys is, I’m sure he is shitting his pants right now. Let’s hope he is Facebook friends with Tiffany so he can see what he’s getting himself into.
In case you didn’t have time to read the whole post, let me assure you, this status update has everything:
- A 30 year-old-ex-virgin who lives with her parents and works at Walmart (which would not be such a big deal if she wasn’t also…)
- A 30 year-old-ex-virgin who is ready to move out of her house and quit her job the second she gets her cherry popped
- A peanut gallery who seems to think that a wall posting convo = intervention
- A pretty intense intervention
- Jerry Springeresque arguing
- Asinine zingers about virginity, sex, and dicks that make the zingerette sound too immature to know what any of those things are
- Words of wisdom encapsulating everything this blog stands for (See Earnest, second to last comment)
Thanks for sending, J!