Omigoddddddd! Joseph is OBVI flirting with me — how embarrassing for his girlfriend. You’d think it would frustrate me but I can just laugh it off — HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, sweet cheeks. I have a boyfriend named Craig and he is like sooooOOooo hot.
Also, mind your own beeswax, AMBER. Constant periods = two TOTALLY DIFFERENT THOUGHTS. That makes it okay.
(PSTTTT — JOSEPH — PM ME. I’D TOTALLY DUMP CRAIG FOR YOU.)
Thanks for sending, C!