I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about Patrick’s post reminds me of Parker’s. Is it because both have names that start with the letter “P?” The world may never know.
BTW, guys. Check out the tags on this post. When I say “Unnecessary Vag Reference”, I’m talking about you. You are both vaginas.
Thanks to our submitter ME for being so awesome and beautiful and also for having nicely sculpted buttcheeks (callipygian.)