I’m sorry, are we in that episode of The Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he’s the same but everyone else is different? (I know, Jerry Seinfeld, they were all like that.) That’s how I feel right now. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!? Why is nobody calling out this person on her lame-assedness? In what universe is the first response to “my mom and I watched an hourglass for an hour”, “OH, YOU FOUND AN HOURGLASS?” Someone please stop this Facebook ride. I wanna get off.