Nailed it, Peter. I guess with all the drinking you do it was inevitable that this would happen. And I guess with all the status updating you do is was inevitable that you would end up on here three times (see here and here).
Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
Mike says: Really YSIA? Don’t you think he should be applauded for ending up on HER three times, that quite a feat for one night when drunk don’t you think 
Lit says: No, Peter is a dumbass, and YSIA should post the hell out of him until he finally catches on to his place in history. As THE #1 Douchebag ever.
ladycrim says: Don’t worry, Peter. They have no case against you! It’s not like you bragged in writing about how drunk you … oh. Bummer.