Betcha didn’t see that one coming, April. Maybe that means that some of your 
4,000+ friends aren’t such admiring fans as you imagine. (Oh yeah, click here, too.) Also, WHY-oh-WHYIIEEE do people feel the need to announce their Facebook friend purges? Go ahead and do it, and forever hold your peace. People are not nearly as upset as you’re hoping they may be.
Mary says: Wait people use Facebook to hook up? I thought it was just to see how the popular girls from HS got fat and pregnant.
tigerlily says: She’s pretty, smug, and narcissistic. Didn’t her mama ever tell her “pretty is as pretty does”?
Lit says: Don’t forget petty and annoying.
Julie says: I hate you, April! I wish I was your fb friend just so I could be deleted. Ugh.
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