If there is one thing I don’t want my mom bring up on my facebook page it’s my former obsession with Pokémon.
Other things I don’t want brought up:
- My pog collection (though I did have an impressive number of slammers)
- My sticker books
- My Barney VHS tapes
- That time I ate a dog treat
- That time I ate cat food
Got it, moms?
Thanks to N. for submitting!
editors note: I was a hefty kid. don’t judge.