14.Dec.2010 Well I’m the sickest person alive… so…
Well I pretty much haven’t been out of bed in a year… so… I’ve been in bed a lot longer than you have. So…
And my iud slipped out twice, so I had twins. And then those twins had twins, so… basically I’m the queen of iud slip-outs.
And I’ve basically had the roughest year, out of anyone… so… they nicknamed a school after me. It’s called the School of Hard Knocks… so…
They gave me 50 pounds of antibiotics… so… I became an antibiotic, and I had to take myself because I’m so sick… so… I’m pretty much the sickest.
Thanks to A. for submitting, and to Penelope for being hilarious.
Joolz