18.Feb.2011 Stop Everything, Guys. Melissa’s Gangster.
I’m sure that you looked FUCKIN’ AWESOME while you were cruising listening to gangster rap, you bad ass, you. We have all felt that way, speeding down the high way, breeze blowing through our hair, etc. I get it. But let me tell you this: advertising it in your status update is pretty much like getting out of the car, stopping traffic and saying, “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT WHAT I’M DOING NOW! DON’T I LOOK UNEXPECTEDLY GANGSTER?!!?!”
I mean, you should so be in a rap video.