OMG Saraaaah is totally right. How disgusting and desperate do you have to be to try and boost your ego via a facebook status? That hoe is a total bulldog garden snake tramp who looks like a rubber doll house and has no class. Unlike me (and Saraaaah). Thanks to our submitter, J., who has [...]
I always forget that “adhesive” doesn’t mean “grower” too, Sara! Too bad Christopher wasn’t there sooner with his exact definition… Also, maybe Sierra (pot) will realize tomarrow [sic] that calling Sara (kettle) names (black) isn’t very nice. Thanks to L. for submitting!
According to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of “shout out” is: To pass respect to/mention of a relative/girlfriend/boyfriend/ethnic group//city/country/state/college/planet and increasingly being employed by Linux/Unix geeks on a radio station/television station ESPECIALLY that god-awful show Total Request Live. While this definition may be a little outdated (remember TRL?), the key word there is respect. Maybe next time [...]
The infamous petitepost caused quite a stir here on YSIA, and I have to say that despite my love for all you petite fans out there (lylas) – it’s still annoying when a skinny bitch “complains” about being so skinny. No one feels bad for you. Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
My imagined letter to the school (from Heather): hey you bitches, what the eff? why the eff did you give me a FULL DAY of classes? i mean, it’s my first attempt at senior year! when i’m held back for poor attendance and general bitchiness next year, you had better not scedule me for the [...]
Wait for it… Wait for it… …aaand your iPhone is obsolete. Congrats! Thanks to “Mr LA” for submitting!
These girls are like walking, typing stereotypes – even down to their names. It’s exhausting. At least if you’re going to throw your “pedi” in my face like the Sephora make-up you over wear, don’t be named Brittany. I also discovered that if you read this status and replace the word “pedi” with “ride on [...]
I’m so fucked up I set my hair on fire and had to get my left buttcheek amputated and got roofied and robbed and I peed on my mom and ran over three senior citizens and accidentally put my cat in the microwave instead of the burrito! WOOOO! Awesommmmeeeeee! Right? Thanks for sending, M!
This is… awful. No one should have to see this. Find out what our submitter (thanks L.!) thinks of Finton below (her comments are in black over the images): Well pleaded, L.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Shut it, attention-seeking skinny-minny. You and Lisa should hang out and complain about how your ribs show through your shirts. Thanks to H. for submitting!