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Posts Tagged "I’m Worried About Your Poor Decision Skills"

12.Aug.2010 #595

My imagined letter to the school (from Heather): hey you bitches, what the eff? why the eff did you give me a FULL DAY of classes? i mean, it’s my first attempt at senior year! when i’m held back for poor attendance and general bitchiness next year, you had better not scedule me for the […]

01.Jul.2010 #543

Now I’d expect all this Twilight nonsense from the ladies, but really gentlemen? I expected more from you (somehow).

04.Jun.2010 #509

I’m sorry, are we in that episode of The Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he’s the same but everyone else is different? (I know, Jerry Seinfeld, they were all like that.) That’s how I feel right now. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!? Why is nobody calling out this person on her lame-assedness? In […]

31.May.2010 #502

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA. HHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHA. Oh Catherine stop you’re KILLING us. Thanks for all the laughs, you jokester. That really would be, like, the stupidest idea ever, if anyone were actually to do that. Man! What a goofball! Thanks for sending, H.

10.Dec.2009 #288

Yeah, I bet those creepy old guys thought it was pretty amazing, too. Doesn’t this sound like the beginning of a segment of Unsolved Mysteries?