Well I pretty much haven’t been out of bed in a year… so… I’ve been in bed a lot longer than you have. So… And my iud slipped out twice, so I had twins. And then those twins had twins, so… basically I’m the queen of iud slip-outs. And I’ve basically had the roughest year, […]
Peter makes a really good point. Further more, do deaf people get earwax? Can mute people eat?? Do paraplegic’s fingernails and toenails grow*??? Thanks to A. for submitting! *I actually don’t know the answer to that last one… anyone know?
If there is one thing I don’t want my mom bring up on my facebook page it’s my former obsession with Pokémon. Other things I don’t want brought up: My pog collection (though I did have an impressive number of slammers) My sticker books My Barney VHS tapes That time I ate a dog treat […]
Man, I thought it was bad when pregnant women were gushing about pregnant woman things… but I think this is worse. Thanks to T. for submitting!
Here’s hoping that if I ever get Benjamin as my doctor, that his mum doesn’t make him crab curry the night before…
YourStatusisAnnoyingandWildlyOffensive.com Thanks to S. for submitting!
Personal gripe: I posted a (hilarious) link in my feed, (which you should read right now, by the way, because it is soooOOOoo hilarious) and less than an hour later, this girl I haven’t seen in 5 years posted it as her own! A little credit, please! If you borrow my link, aren’t you supposed […]
I know it’s a little tricky to follow to chronology of this car-wreckin’ mess because of the pirate speak, but I’ve been informed that the bottom status happened in July, and the rest more recently. Apparently this little deal-behind-the-wheel didn’t go as well as Cap’n Holly or drunky Nick thought it would. Whoopsie-daisy. Thanks to […]
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns. Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is. Thanks for sending, R. *What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
“If you’re going to quote yourself, at least make it somewhat coherent.” –Your Status is Annoying Thanks for submitting, J!