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Posts Tagged "WAY Too fucking MI"

01.Sep.2010 #616

Churn my stomach? Don’t be silly. A stomach churn sounds lovely compared to what happened when I read your update. I fuckin’ CUT OUT MY UTERUS WITH A JACK-O-LANTERN CARVER. Because if “appreciating this” is what happens when you become a parent, you can count me out. I didn’t think I was going to have [...]

12.Apr.2010 #438

This post brings to the surface a serious problem plaguing our status update feeds: totally inappropriate word usage. This calls for some action. I say, let’s put together a list of words that should be banned from status updates, and then send it to Obama. Who’s with me!? My list so far: Placenta Nappy Time [...]

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