Guyyyyyyyzzzzzzz! Leave Britney alone!!! She’s like all serious n stuff. That’s why she’s on Facebook, duh! Thanks for stepping in, Kyle, to keep things real. (Remember: we love Kyle because he is such an asshole.) Are you an asshole like Kyle is? If so, send us some stati stat!
We like Kyle because he is an asshole. And I mean that in the best way possible. Some people may have read Ashley’s status and thought, “annnnnoyyyinnnnggggggggg…” and then continued with their day. But not Kyle — he doesn’t let this shit fly and is all up in Ashley’s business. I love it when people [...]
This thread, submitted by the Kyle you see above, gets better and better as it continues, climaxing with Kyle’s aptly put, though slightly inappropriate zinger at the end. Thanks, Kyle!