No manors [sic], rude and a little trouble with English? Sounds like someone else I know, Meagan. Or should I say Meagxican. Thanks to N. for submitting!
A bunch of miners get stuck underground for over two months and suddenly everyone’s a comedian? On an unrelated note: I don’t know why those miners were complaining about living in a tiny shit-hole for 69 days… I have friends who have lived in Newark, NJ their whole lives. [insert rim shot here]
YourStatusisAnnoyingandWildlyOffensive.com Thanks to S. for submitting!
Finally someone is standing up for Americans of European descent. I am so sick of them getting shafted!
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns. Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is. Thanks for sending, R. *What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
It seems like Grant is having some identity problems. Grant: are you a black or white? Small-town or big time? A hair stylist or dating a girl? So complex! I wonder if he’d cut my hair for free…
When I first received this submission (thanks R.!), I was a little confused about the painted on red dot on V’s head. After reading on, I realized that someone probably shot a paintball at her head (I know I probably would).
Omigoddddddd! Joseph is OBVI flirting with me — how embarrassing for his girlfriend. You’d think it would frustrate me but I can just laugh it off — HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, sweet cheeks. I have a boyfriend named Craig and he is like sooooOOooo hot. Also, mind your own beeswax, AMBER. Constant [...]
To be honest, I’m glad it’s not just the good ol’ U.S. of A. that has these kinds of fucktards. So… thanks, England, for showing us that white people from all countries can suck ass. And thanks to S. for submitting!
I know what you’re thinking: Scott sucks. But wait for it… Hey Scott, um, if you love the Civil War so much, why don’t you marry it? Or like, why don’t you go back to 1861? Nobody wants you here. I went back and forth in my mind whether I should post this or not [...]