10 seconds later… I love me, too! But I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ’64 Impala. I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could [...]
Hey Megan: in case you were wondering whether or not you may have shared a bit too much information… you didn’t. In fact, you undershared. Tell me more about your precious puppy’s fecal explosion. No, seriously. Everyone wants to know. Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
You know what really pisses me off about this? A koala would never be such a pain in the ass. If you’re gonna suck, own up to it, sister.
I think it’s pretty cool that Bob’s status updates are always quotes from famous and influential females. And also he had one from Mother Teresa. Thanks to P. for submitting – will you see that new Avatar movie with me?
And now it’s time for… LESSONS ON VOTING Starring: total voting geniuses. Voting Lesson 1: The only ID/verification you will need at the polls is some sort of anatomical or physical proof that you are 16. Or whatever the voting age is these days. Voting Lesson 2: When “everybody saying go vote” but you don’t [...]
Ack! Why didn’t the casting directors for Glee think of that?! I mean sure, the show would have been awful with Emma prancing around, showing off her 3 years of Jazz/Tap training from Donna Pinzone’s Dance Studio in Skokie, Illinois, but THINK OF THE TIME THEY’D SAVE ON REHEARSALS. Thanks to our submitter D.!
Reuben: remind me again where you live? Thanks to C. for submitting!
From our submitter, J (thanks!): Iris likes to quote lyrics from the Goo Goo Dolls to remind everyone that she shares her name with a song. And also, apparently, a cleaning supply. I’d hate to think what kind of loser Iris would be if her parents had named her Hillary or Joan or Mary. Then [...]
Ahh, the day Amelia was born on. Also known as birthday. Also know as something a parent should really know about their child. And Marie – your profile picture is of you in your wedding gown… have you had that up for six years or did you forget your first wedding anniversary? Just checking. Thanks [...]
If you can’t handle the like button, WHAT CAN YOU HANDLE? Thanks for sending, N.